The Monkey Box

Choooo-chooo

This train has a girly (iPhone suggests Gorky) horn. It's like hearing a scared ghost shit itself when it looks in the mirror.

Halarious!

Also, 666Apart sort out your iPhone app, it just bombed out randomly and I had to retype this post verbatim twice. Not cool.

I'm not sure what is happening here

And there is a part of me that really doesn't want to know either.

Orange Freaks Out Thinking Everything is Porno.

I'm a bit wet love.

Mild seepage.

Liz Jones and The Daily Fail.

Liz Jones is an utter cockass without a shadow of a doubt.

It's hard to pick the parts I find offensive, smug and self obsessed from the pile of steaming shit that happens to be burned in to the side of the Internet. But she pretty much lost me (and the plot) when she starts moaning about her veggie burger.

Twitter Said It, Blame Them.

Somebody on Twitter recently mentioned now that Matt LeBlanc has grown up he's starting to look hotter.

Clearly it's not just me, he is officially gurt lush now.

I nom nom nom'd this all the way down

Fucking Breaky Smashy RoyalMail

Harry is in the bed, dog.

Cops - Whatcha gonna dooo when dey come for yooo?