The Monkey Box

I am still a rather smart chap.

Being bored is a rather good thing, it keeps my brain open to new stimuli.
Being in a string of jobs that bore the living daylights out of me and more
importantly finding out that I might have to obtain new employment again is now
making me consider that I should probably get on and try and do something that
not only pays the bills but that keeps me awake during the day.

But supprisingly this isn't some insightful post about 18 century musicals, in
fact, it's about porn.

I was reading an atricle on the gay facination about watching heterosexuals
going at it like rabbits (see:
http://www.xtra.ca/public/viewstory.aspx?AFF_TYPE=1&STORY_ID=2478&PUB_TEMPLATE_I
D=7)
made me have to pipe up and smash down the gay porn industry as the most boing
shit to hit this earth since sliced bread was given to us by the aliens off
Stargate SG-1.

--[Comment to Article]--
I can see your point in your statements, however, it is worth noting that
recently gay porn seems to be rather dull.  I'd assume this is of course as a
result of the gay for pay phenomenon but it could be that it's glammed up to
the point it's no longer even original nor normal.

I admit I do enjoy watching a bit of the straight stuff but not because the
concept of hammering away at a woman's special place gives me a hard-on, but
it's that the men really do look like they're enjoying themselves profusely,
which is hardly what you get from an all male performance now days.

Sex is all about the situation and not just an ikea style image of part A going
in to part B and repeatedly flying about until it produces part C while crying
out "OH GOD YES DUDE".  Nothing I find is more off putting than a rather lovely
muscle bound sex god surrounded by a plethora of genitalia with god knows how
much baby glue flying around the room having the look of "I wonder what I'll
have for my tea this evening.  I could order a chinese or maybe a pizza, oh, I
still have that chicken and mushroom pie in the cupboard.  Oh we're done."

Where as in straight man world you not only have the aura of masculinity
shouting obscenities while aggressively going at it but he actually does look
like he's in with the programme and not off in la-la land figuring out what he
needs to buy from the supermarket on his way home.

But that's just my view on it, I could be missing some of t'internets finest
pornographics if I wasn't too cheap to cough up $19.95 a month.

--[End]--

Agree or disagree I do not care, I just want to bash my meat off to some
gorgeous male enjoying sex like it should be done.  Is that so much to ask?

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Amazon

Are also fucking pricks:

"Dear Customer,

We wanted to give you an update on the status of your order [026-8546380-7906805].

We are sorry to inform you that we have been unable to obtain the following item:

"AC Power Adaptor (Nintendo DS)"

This item has now been cancelled from your order and we can confirm that you have not been charged for it.

Please accept our apologies for any disappointment or inconvenience caused."

So I sent this to the knob ends:

"Thank you for cancelling my order and gracefully wasting my time. I would appreciate it if you'd include some kind of other suggestion on where on Amazon I could obtain a replacement power adapter for a Nintendo DS instead of sending me a "LOLWTFBBQ UP URS COMPUTAR SAYZ NO!!!" email."

I'm fucking wound up about this as my DS doesn't work with out the electricity, I ORDERED a replacement it took me FUCKING AGES to get the right one of Amazon as their vague descrptions and shitty product images didn't help at all. Now I got to find another. I can either order one from Nintendo, but I doubt they'll have one, they might advise me to buy a new fucking DS because they're cunts like that or I can try one of the various game shops, but what fucking chance do I have? I'll probably have to drive 400 miles to get one, ARSE!

Fuck you Christmas, fuck you New Year and a hearty FUCK YOU UNIVERSE.

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PayPal

Can shove their fucking despute resolution shit up their arse.

"LOL INVALID CLAIM, SELLER GETS OFF SCOTT FREE COS IT'S UNDAR 25.00 LOLOLOLO NOT INTARASTAD!!111"

Fuckwits.

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Sindra, WTF Get off my planet America.

Occasionally I partake in the viewing of a DVD based film, this afternoon was no exception to this policy.

Having received an offer from LoveFilm for 3 free months if I return to them, I of course had to do so (seeing as they threw money at me). So I have rented an assortment of films and possibly some pornographics too, but I'm not too sure.

Anyways, I viewed the film "V for Vendela" or was it Vendetta, one can not remember. But on that lines it was safe to say it was a rather good film and you bastards better see it or I'll show you unity through faith.

In some non-filmed activity I went off to work today to mash my keys in like a monkey and get some crap out of my way for Tuesday, after such an interesting event I went off to Tescos.

This isn't a very good idea, you see, I have Tesco rage. I get in, I know what I want, I grab it, I pay for it and get the fuck out. But I'm always prevented from doing so from parking jerks, old people, stupid families with stupid children and thickos who think that an asile is a good place to have a chat with their trollies blocking them.

Once I left with my 6.50 worth of goods I nearly was wound up enough to kill.

Thankfully I went off and had a MacDonalds to chill my hatred of humanity, it was nice and cost me 3.33 oddly enough, crazy.

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You what? We say!

I'm considering making a blog post, although I can't remember what for.

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I hate computing machines

Ugh.

Computers are the biggest pain in the arse that has ever hit this stupid plane t. My iMac crashed AGAIN, so I've had to pull all my files off on to DVD and then finally it's being reflashed for the 4th time this bloody year.

So my iMac is now going to be restricted to video editing only as I can't lose
all my work again. Thankfully I have this old school laptop for my email and livejournal etc on it.

It's so very slow and nasty but hey, whatever we suffer for our art.

Also, I think everybody should paypal me 8,000 CamWhore Euros for my pain. My id is "[email protected]".

What fun.

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Don't judge me.....

Lazytown

Because Telewest hasn't for the past 6 months.