The Monkey Box

Vox Hunt: Signed, Sealed, Delivered.

Photo: Show us a postage stamp.

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Vox Hunt: That's The Ticket

Photo: Show us a ticket.

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QotD: Rubbing Elbows

Have you ever met any celebrities? Any interesting stories?
Submitted by Tasha.

Not really, but everytime I go out in Bristol I seem to run in to the woman who plays Comfort on Casualty, it's like I'm stalking her without intent.  Also I saw the chap who plays Adam on Spooks at Oxford Circus tube station on Saturday, which was also random.

No wai! Ya wai!

Zomg! Sophie ellis bitch cow with the feeling! I've just squirt my pants.

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I'm such a starfucker

Live from the london astoria, the feeling! It's happening right now, this instance, take that hitler!

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Various photos

From popstarz. Enjoy you whores,

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Meme

1. Grab your phone.
Yes, no what?

2. What kind is your phone?
Sony Ericsson K800i (3G)

4. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?
Mark Wilson

5. Who's the last person you called?
123 (voicemail)

6. Who was your last missed call from?
01225 580100

7. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?
Denise O'Leary (WTF?!)

8. Who's speed dial 2?
1899 - www.call1899.co.uk

9. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?
Jon R (email address)

10. Who was your last received call from?
01225 580100

11. Who's speed dial number 4?
"No speed dial number in this position"

12. What does your banner say?
3

13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?
last count 898

14. What do you have as your background?
Generic Theme Based 3 Logo

15. Who's speed dial number 1?
Voicemail

16. What's the 5th message say in your inbox?
Nathan R: Weird

17. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
Blogger

18. How many bars of signal do you currently have?
Full

19. Who was your last text message from?
Twitter: Twitter works best when your updates are short.  Next time, please keep them under 143 characters.  We truncated your last post.

20. Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
Are you going to sit here all day sifting through 900 texts?

21. Who's the 5th person under A?
Andy N

22. Who is the 9th person on your missed calls list?
Only 4 missed calls (all unknown)

23. What does the 6th message in your Outbox say?
"Check CBC news online, there are about three stories about an odd law from 47 to 77, "border babies" and mennonites"

24. Who is the first name in your Phonebook?
New Contact

25. Who is the last name in your Phonebook?
1899

LOL

Passport woes for all:

It appears almost everybody in Canada is losing their citizenship.

QotD: In-Flight Entertainment

How do you pass the time during a flight?  What do you bring in your carry-on?

iPod and little sleep as possible.  I hate flying you see, moreso long haul, even moreso long haul on Air Transat Cattle Class, so this is a rather long flight and I flee from the aircraft when I can and try to avoid customs for prolongued times as well.

Passport Woes.

For those who know I have two passports and it is shit.  For those who do not know, I have two passports and one is Canadian and shit.

 

I've remembered my Canadian passport has hit it's 5 year(?) term and therefore requires renewal as I think it expires in Febuary, I've had to call the Canadian High Commission in London which is a fucking pain as the voicemail system is a cunt only to have it bounce me off to an answer phone which took about 400 minutes to get with it, I've left a message with a question about renewals which no doubt will be long and annoying and won't be a UK standard photograph to ANGER ME.

 

I bet it will also require me to queue in London for a decade as well.  Jerk bags.