The Monkey Box

I hate you all.

WHY DIDN'T YOU BASTARDS SHOW ME THE CONSERVAPEDIA?  I HAD TO LEARN ABOUT THIS COMEDIC GOLDMINE THROUGH TECHNO-FUCKING-RATI.  BE ASHAMED!

Whore it, WHORE IT GOOD.

I think I might have found a replacement to Bingo Bling.  Visit MadSquirrels.com and see my new single page thingy with extra added goodness!

It's juicecaster, I ran across it by accident and it seems decent.  I can either MMS in (but I need to check what that will cost) or upload directly from my mobile.

Homeless Nation

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HomelessNation.org - have a look.

QotD: First Celebrity Crush

Who was your first celebrity crush?
Submitted by Glory.

Tom Cruise when he was hot and alot less crazy.

Two reasons why YouTube is god.

madonna hung up spanish version

Madonna Hung Up On Crack

Blogorrhea: WTF

Some how this month I managed to do DOUBLE my usual miles.  How is this possible?!

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Also that chargable usage is £21 and 98.448p if you're interested.

Лицензированный Интернет знаменитости

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I'm famous and the internet says so.

LOL NERD!!11

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I've added the entire available collection of Star Trek Voyager and DS9 to my lovefilm queue, this indeed makes me a sad homo-nerd.

Eurovision is coming.

As every year around this time, the evil that is Eurovision decends upon Europe in a rather scary europop way (unless you're Lebanon who will drop out again out of a dispute over Israel [who's music is usually shit]).  These are just two Eurovisiony clips that will get you spaffing your pants in eurotrash heaven!

Eurovision 2007 Denmark (Winner) - Drama Queen - DQ

Eurovision 2007 Turkey

Summon the fucking RSPCA!

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That, to most people, looks like we've been beating on the dog, even more impressive is that the red substance pictured is all over the back of his head, so it makes it look like we should be put away and banned from owning animals.

However, the only attack here was Harvey tearing open the hanging carrier bag of rubbish containing last night's chinese takeaway.  Yes kids, that's right, you're looking at Sweet and Sour dog.  Tasty.