Seriously. I'm getting fed up of the BANG BANG SMASH BANG SMASH SMASH SMASH going on upstairs. Seriously, WALK don't JUMP. In fact I've now noticed a few cracks in my flat now, which never existed last time I had a proper look a month or so ago.
I smell a relationship with the Army fighting of the Mongrel invaders above my head and the suspicious crackage. I think I shall soon have to inform the letting agent, I want my deposit back after all.
Edit: this was found in my Drafts Folder from last week!
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