The Monkey Box

Orange Freaks Out Thinking Everything is Porno.

I'm a bit wet love.

Mild seepage.

Liz Jones and The Daily Fail.

Liz Jones is an utter cockass without a shadow of a doubt.

It's hard to pick the parts I find offensive, smug and self obsessed from the pile of steaming shit that happens to be burned in to the side of the Internet. But she pretty much lost me (and the plot) when she starts moaning about her veggie burger.

Twitter Said It, Blame Them.

Somebody on Twitter recently mentioned now that Matt LeBlanc has grown up he's starting to look hotter.

Clearly it's not just me, he is officially gurt lush now.

I nom nom nom'd this all the way down

Fucking Breaky Smashy RoyalMail

Harry is in the bed, dog.